A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding…
Officer: May i see your driver license?
Driver:I dont have one.I had it suspended when i got my fifth DUI.
officer: can i see the registration of this vehicle?
Driver: Oh, it’s not my car. I stole it.
Officer: The car is stolen?
Driver: yeah.oh but come to think of it, i think i saw the registration in the glove compartment when i was putting my gun in there.
Officer: You have a gun in there?
Driver: Yes sir.that’s where i put it after i shot the lady who owns the car.
she’s in the trunk.
Officer: There’s a BODY in the trunk???
the officer tells the man to hold on, backs off carefully, and calls for a backup.Quickly the car is surrounded by police, and the captain approaces to handle the situation.
captain: sir can i see your license?
Driver: sure captain
Captain: Hmm, the license is just fine. Whose car is this?
Driver: It’s mine,officer. Here is the registration
Captain: Can u slowly open the glove compartment, please, so i can see if there’s a gun in there?
Driver: Yes sir,but there is no gun in it.
HE OPEN IT AND sure enough THERE"S NO GUN.
captain:would you mind if we open the trunk? I was told you said there’s a body in there
Driver: No problem
Captain: the officer who stopped you said you told him that you dont have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glove compartment, and there was a dead body in the trunk.
Driver:Yeah,i’ll bet he told u i was speeding, too!
